THE OLDER WOMAN






I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.





She looked OK for a 61 year-old.





In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she


probably had a hot daughter.





We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever


had a Sportsman's Double.





'What's that?' I asked





'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.





I said, 'No' - excitedly.





We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.





I went back to her place.





She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'

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