Not really - just got one last week

TPBM wishes they had hair left to cut!

False. Still have a full head of hair.

TPBM hates having to shave every morning.

False...I like the feeling of smooth skin

The person below me uses a disposable razor.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

False. I have on trips, but not around the house.

TPBM has fainted at least once in their lives.

Yeah. Funny story about that.

The person below me likes to play in the snow.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

True, when the temperatures are so frigid. I was going to the park this morning until I saw it was near zero!

TPBM has bought a big surprise for their so/spouse for Christmas!

Not yet - I haven't a clue what to buy her. Most likely won't until Christas Eve when I do all my shopping. It will be a surprise to both of us then!

TPBM loves surprises on Christmas morning

True. I really prefer to be surprised than to know what I'm getting beforehand.

TPBM prefers to sneak a peek at their presents.

False - I know what I get just by the hints the kids get so I don't need to peek

TPBM already knows what their S/O is getting them for Christmas

Partially true. Some of the gifts were to be ordered and she had me help pick out the right ones.

TPBM has wrapped gifts under the tree already.

Yes we do

TPBM tries to bribe their loved ones to find out what they are getting for a Christmas present

Nah.

TPBM does most of the shopping.

If it comes to groceries - yes I do. For most everything else, no

TPBM needs a new pair of shoes

Need? Nope. Want? YES please!

TPBM is going to a party tomorrow night.

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

sadly im not.....working late nights.

TPBM has a party planned at sometime before christmas

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Everyone Talks, Friends Listen