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The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. (Wonder what it did to his liver?) That researcher also invented microwave popcorn.
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Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
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For most people, it is impossible to lick your elbow. It is also physically impossible to stick your elbow in your ear.
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I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
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I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
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I hear your sweet voice calling
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As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
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I hear your sweet voice calling
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As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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And from beyond I heard the words
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