11,250~Good morning, MilkToast.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

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morning IAKG...

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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White

11,252~Hope you have a good day at work.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

11,253

off to to some more hair colouring

11,254~I want pictures, Steph!

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

11,255~I don't want to work any more today. Will someone come do my work *for* me?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

11256

Fraid not IAKG. I'm waiting for a phone call.

And my Windoze PC is hiccuping. The USB Wireless adapter will see our wireless router and the other computers within our wireless "cloud" and even a DNS server, but nothing else on the Internet. *sigh*

11257

Ah HA. Got the call.
Now I can hit the shower without worrying the phone will ring while I'm inside it.

11,258

A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

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11,259

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks, otherwise it will digest itself.

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11,260
The original Declaration of Independence was written on parchment, not paper.

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11,261

The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.

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11, 262

A raisin dropped in a fresh glass of soda will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top.

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11,263

A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.

Bummer!

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11,264

40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

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