10,830

HARMONY

Harmony has the soul of a great musician, but not the talent. He plays in the philharmonic smurfestra. But the only sounds that come from his cornet are Kwaaak and Pweeet. Smurfs who want to nap need a stock of earplugs.


Harmony

__________________
"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin


"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles

10,831

POET SMURF

With a quill in one hand and a parchment in the other, Poet spends his days scribbling prose, quatrains and essays. He daydreams so much he doesn’t realise the danger he gets himself into. His latest tale is called: “Smurfy Dumpty sat on a smurf”.

Poet

__________________
"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin


"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles

10,832

VANITY SMURF

Mirror in hand, and with a flower in his bonnet, Vanity simply adores himself. He thinks he is the smurfiest Smurf in the village and loves talking fashion with Smurfette.

Vanity

__________________
"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin


"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles

10,833

PAINTER SMURF

Painter lives only for his craft. Canvas, brushes and colour are the joys of his life. He paints portraits and landscapes dressed in an apron with an oversized bow tie. Smurfette is his favourite model

Painter

__________________
"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin


"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles

Handy

HANDY

If anything ever needs fixing, Handy is the man for the job. He is also a creator. The pencil behind his ear is always being used to sketch things like a robot, a choo-choo train or a machine to smurf rain.

Handy

__________________
"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin


"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles

10,835

FARMER SMURF

Farmer is the opposite of Poet; he is a Smurf of the earth. He’s never satisfied. When he needs a little rain to help his salads grow, the sun shines, and vice versa. His speech is rough but he’s the best at sorting out fertilizers and growing the tastiest vegetables and fruits in the world.

Farmer

__________________
"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin


"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles

10,836

LAZY SMURF

Lazy only thinks of sleeping. When he painfully wakes in the morning, he waits for the evening to go back to sleep. He loves his pillow. He isn’t idle, but any little job tires him. Lazy’s laziness doesn’t bother the other Smurfs except Brainy who’s always after him, admonishing him each time he dozes off.

Lazy

__________________
"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin


"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles

10,837

HEFTY

Distinguished by a heart-shaped tattoo on his arm. Hefty is the strongest Smurf in the village. He exercises, he is a sportsman and has even organised the Olympic Smurfs. One can always depend on him if there is any hard work to be done. He is kind of a lout but everyone loves him

Hefty

__________________
"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin


"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles

BABY SMURF

On a blue, moonlit night, Baby Smurf was brought to the village by a stork. But where did he come from? No-one knows, but everyone immediately adopted him - even though he breaks the routine of their lives.

Baby

__________________
"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin


"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles

10,839

THE SMURFLINGS

After they got caught in Father Time’s clock, these three Smurfs became the only ones who are not 100 years old. They are actually getting younger ! Their names are Slouchy, Nat and Snappy

Intros as follows.....

__________________
"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin


"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles

10,840

SLOUCHY

Slouchy is not lazy. He just doesn’t care for anything. If he is asked to do anything, he will. But slowly. He plays mellow sax in the Smurfling band. Slouchy will never have a nervous breakdow

Slouchy

__________________
"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin


"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles

10,841

NAT

Nat loves nature, and more than anything else he is crazy about animals. Of all his furry and feathered friends, he prefers the caterpillar that turns into a butterfly. Barefoot and wearing a straw hat, Nat is a genuine ecolosmurf.
Nat

__________________
"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin


"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles

10,842

SNAPPY

Snappy lives up to his name by being a ball of energy. He goes absolutely berserk when he doesn’t get his way. He is so impatient and bad-tempered that only Papa Smurf can calm him down.

Snappy

__________________
"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin


"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles

10,843

SASSETTE

Sassette was created by the Smurflings to keep Smurfette company. She has red pigtails and pink overalls. She is a rough and tumble tomboy who is always asking “Why?” and “How?”. Sassette and Smurfette are like chalk and cheese

Sassette

__________________
"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin


"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles

10,844
CLOCKWORK SMURF

Clockwork Smurf was invented and built by Handy to help him out with domestic work. He is useful to everyone and makes delicious sarsaparilla soup for the whole village. From time to time he leaves the Smurfs but comes back regularly to say hello to his friends and takes this opportunity to have his mechanical insides overhauled



Clockwork

__________________
"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin


"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles