My Lost Boys having finally earned enough points to pick prizes out of the Art teacher's treasure box and arriving back to class with plastic rings and heart shaped notepads for me.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

She ^^^ did.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

A new avatar ^^^, ................ (even if it isn't blue )

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Seeing everything under the tree.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

I got through

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Mr Osuche, who vacuumed up the big bad bugs

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Listening to my 3 year old niece trying to talk to me on the phone.

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"In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind."
Nora Ephron

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!"
Drew Carey

a conversation with a lot of ", yeah? ................. Did you like that?" LOL

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Convince Scooby first

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Just a little bit ago my neighbor from across the street, a wonderful little 90 year old lady, came over with a plate of Christmas cookies for me. I asked her to come in and join me for coffee but she said she had to get back to baking. She then put her hand on my shoulder and pulled my face down to her level and gave me a kiss on the cheek. She said, "There's a special one in there for little Sarge too. Now you take care of yourself honey." Then she went back across to the street to her place.

There won't be any wiping the smile off my face today after that.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

..... but did she tell you which one was made of dog food?

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Today it's cookies and tomarrow she'll be finding you a woman.

My son, talking about what a good Christmas he had, and, when referring to his presents, said he and his sister had received a "buffet."

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author