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What do you call death by pig stampede?
Sooey-cide.
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07-18-2003, 11:46 PM
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Why did the kid dump a bucket of water off the school roof?
He wanted to make a big splash in front of his class.
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"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-18-2003, 11:46 PM
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At school, I saw my principal walking around in a daze. I asked him what happened, and he just looked at me and said, "I've lost my faculties!"
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"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-18-2003, 11:47 PM
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Why don't sharks eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
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"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-18-2003, 11:48 PM
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Holy Kleenex, Batman! He was right under our nose, and we blew it!
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07-18-2003, 11:49 PM
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What do modern artists eat for breakfast?
Surreal.
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07-18-2003, 11:49 PM
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
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07-18-2003, 11:49 PM
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Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?
She couldn't raise enough dough.
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07-18-2003, 11:50 PM
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A hungry African lion came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
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If you go hunting tigers....be prepared when ya catch one!
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07-18-2003, 11:51 PM
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In Washington D.C., helicopters are often used to monitor the traffic conditions. Frequently jammed is the Francis Scott Key bridge, named after the man who wrote the national anthem. The bridge's traffic problem is notorious; among some, it's known as the Car Strangled Spanner.
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
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If you go hunting tigers....be prepared when ya catch one!
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
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07-18-2003, 11:52 PM
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"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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