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The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Question: what are you putting in my mouth, Batman?
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
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Q: How do you circumcise a whale?
A: You send down four-skin divers.
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"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-18-2003, 11:36 PM
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Q: Did you hear about the 13 year old boy that got hold of his fathers' Viagra?
A: They rushed him to the hospital with 3rd degree burns on his hands.
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
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07-18-2003, 11:37 PM
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A man went into a bar and ordered a succession of Martinis. After each one, he removed the olive and put it into a jar. After two hours, the bartender felt compelled to ask: "Why do you keep doing that?" "Because," slurred the man, "my wife sent me out for a jar of olives."
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A man walked into a bar with a piece of tarmac under his arm. He said: "I'll have a beer please, and one for the road."
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
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07-18-2003, 11:38 PM
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Two hamburgers walked into a bar. The bartender said: "Sorry, we don't serve food."
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07-18-2003, 11:39 PM
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need to go find some more material....
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
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Why are condoms like cameras? -they both capture the moment.
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07-18-2003, 11:40 PM
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
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07-18-2003, 11:40 PM
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A man said to his wife: "Honey, what do you say that tonight we change positions?"
"OK," she said. "You stand by the ironing board and I'll lie on the sofa and watch TV."
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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