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If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
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07-17-2003, 10:32 PM
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The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver".
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07-17-2003, 10:32 PM
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In the great fire of London in 1666 half of London was burnt down but only 6 people were injured.
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"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-17-2003, 10:33 PM
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One of the reasons marijuana is illegal in the United States today is because cotton growers in the 30s lobbied against hemp farmers -- they saw it as competition. It is not chemically addictive as is nicotine, alcohol, or caffeine.
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07-17-2003, 10:34 PM
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Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
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07-17-2003, 10:34 PM
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Lincoln Logs were invented by Frank Lloyd Wright's son.
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07-17-2003, 10:35 PM
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Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
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07-17-2003, 10:36 PM
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The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
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07-17-2003, 10:36 PM
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Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
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07-17-2003, 10:37 PM
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The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.
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07-17-2003, 10:37 PM
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and that does it for me tonight... good night y'all.
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07-17-2003, 11:00 PM
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Life? O that thing again!
"I now leave you to your moosey fate"
Are we there yet?
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07-18-2003, 02:36 AM
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07-18-2003, 02:38 AM
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07-18-2003, 03:46 AM
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
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If you go hunting tigers....be prepared when ya catch one!
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