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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
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07-17-2003, 10:23 PM
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The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
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07-17-2003, 10:24 PM
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The Boston University Bridge (on Commonwealth Avenue, Boston, Massachusetts) is the only place in the world where a boat can sail under a train driving under a car driving under an airplane.
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07-17-2003, 10:24 PM
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Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
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07-17-2003, 10:25 PM
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David Prowse, was the guy in the Darth Vader suit in Star Wars. He spoke all of Vader's lines, and didn't know that he was going to be dubbed over by James Earl Jones until he saw the screening of the movie.
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07-17-2003, 10:25 PM
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Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time.
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If you go hunting tigers....be prepared when ya catch one!
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07-17-2003, 10:26 PM
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February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
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07-17-2003, 10:27 PM
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Montpelier, Vermont is the only U.S. state capital without a McDonalds.
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The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.
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07-17-2003, 10:28 PM
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Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.
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07-17-2003, 10:29 PM
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Columbia University is the second largest landowner in New York City, after the Catholic Church.
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07-17-2003, 10:29 PM
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Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
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07-17-2003, 10:30 PM
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In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
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(although Ostrich farms might qualify as domestication... I dunno)....
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07-17-2003, 10:30 PM
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Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.
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