07-15-2003, 08:12 PM
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here and there
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May you live as long as you want to
And may you want to as long as you live!!
--9270--
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-15-2003, 08:13 PM
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here and there
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May you be in heaven a full half hour before the devil knows you're dead.
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-15-2003, 08:13 PM
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here and there
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To the sun that warmed the vineyard,
To the juice that turned to wine,
To the host who cracked the bottle,
And made it yours and mine.
--9272--
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-15-2003, 08:14 PM
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here and there
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When wine enlivens the heart
May friendship surround the table.
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-15-2003, 08:14 PM
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here and there
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Here's to wives and girlfriends. May they never meet!
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-15-2003, 08:15 PM
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here and there
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May our wine brighten the rays of friendship, but never diminish its luster.
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-15-2003, 08:16 PM
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here and there
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May you always work like you don't need money;
May you always love like you've never been hurt;
and may you always dance like there's nobody watching.
--9276--
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-15-2003, 08:16 PM
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~*Geeky Girl*~
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Quote:
Originally posted by MilkToast
Here's to wives and girlfriends. May they never meet!
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9276~LMAO.
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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author
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07-15-2003, 08:16 PM
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here and there
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May bad fortune follow you all your days
And never catch up with you.
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-15-2003, 08:17 PM
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here and there
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As you slide down the banister of life,
may the splinters never point the wrong way.
--9279--
{I think I'm gonna need to remember this one!}
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-15-2003, 08:18 PM
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here and there
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You're not as young as you used to be
but you're not as old as you are going to be.
So watch it!
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-15-2003, 08:19 PM
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here and there
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Water is cheap, pure and good. . . but it thins the blood.
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-15-2003, 08:19 PM
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here and there
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May our wine brighten the mind and strengthen the resolution.
--9282--
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-15-2003, 08:20 PM
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here and there
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Wine and Women--May we always have a taste for both.
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{another good one!}
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-15-2003, 08:21 PM
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here and there
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To eternity, may it last forever!
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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