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There is that white bear in the woods again...

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I'm just glad I can't see that white bear in the woods when I close my eyes

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Book

White Bears and Other Unwanted Thoughts: Suppression, Obesession, and the Psychology of Mental Control
by Daniel Wegner (Author)

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Thanks Cheyanne. I'm so glad to have something that will keep the image of a white bear in the woods out of my mind.

I would never want to think about a white bear in the woods now that I was told to not think of a white bear in the woods.

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LMAO PF...

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Bumper Stickers

If your ship hasn't come in...Swim out to it!

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8871 Bumer Stickers

I LIKE CATS! They taste like chicken

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The gene pool could use a little chlorine

Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.

I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.

"Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. - Dorothy"

ESCHEW OBFUSCATION. (means avoid confusion/overcomplication)

LOTTERY: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

WE ARE MICROSOFT. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.

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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Few women admit their age, few men act it.

If we aren't supposed to eat amimals, why are they made with meat?

Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.

According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.

Forget about world peace... visualize using your turn signal.

WARNING: DATES ON CALENDAR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR.

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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Bumper sticker in the year 2100: DISCO STILL SUCKS

I fish! Therefore, I lie.

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I swerve for cats.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather....

...Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car....

(They were screaming "Stop reading that insanely long bumper

sticker and watch the road!!!")

Montana --- At least our cows are sane!

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It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?

If Clinton is the answer, it must have been a stupid question.

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

Math illiteracy strikes 8 out of 5 people.

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Stupid signs... LOL

Sign in a Laundromat
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

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Sign in a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

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On a church door:
THIS IS THE GATE OF HEAVEN. ENTER YE ALL BY THIS DOOR.
(THIS DOOR IS KEPT LOCKED BECAUSE OF THE DRAFT. PLEASE USE SIDE DOOR.)

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