Well that was before pixies

The person below me likes to read in bed

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Love it...as long as its in paperback.


The person below me is a good cook

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"Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart."~Erma Bombeck

I can cook fairly well

The person below me wants to have me cook them dinner.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Yes please!...what's for dessert??

The person below me is having problems sleeping

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"Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart."~Erma Bombeck

if 12 hours in 6 nights is good, then no not me

The person below me needs an all nighter

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

that would be me but I would rather have an alllllll weekender


~the person below me needs a long hot soak~

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Only if its in a tub big enough for at least two

The person below me has had sex for more than 8 hours straight

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Yeah, but that was when I was younger and could do that sort of stuff.

The person below me is tied to the bed by all but one appendage, and gets to choose which one.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Well, being tied up and all, it's hard to type, so I will have to sacrafice my dick for my arm.

The person below me wants to get a little freaky sometime soon.....

Yeah and my boyfriend better oblige...;-)

The person below me needs a good shave...

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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

not facially (if thats a word) but below my waist most definitely

the person below me is bald between the legs

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.

I love the way it feels when i am shaved well....

The person below me likes to help shave their S/O

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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

I'll speak up on that one....Hell, it can be down right erotic

The person below me would love to be a moderator at Pixies.....

That sounds like an idea to be considered, Clint.....Lord knows I'm usually on here enough hours a day...LOL

The person below me is very jealous that Murphy, jennaflower and I were able to meet and enjoy each other's company for a short while.

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin
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My Stories:
Dream Date
Just Desserts
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 1
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 2
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 3
RAVISHED!!
My Birthday - A Fantasy

Who wouldn't be jealous about that?

The person below me is a member of the mile-high club.