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lol @ Campingboy...
Oh btw... I found the Karma Stura site... www.kamasutrafree.com
perfumed breath anyone???
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07-12-2003, 12:01 PM
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According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least popular.
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07-12-2003, 12:02 PM
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Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th century, confessed to a friend that despite her three husbands and a parade of lovers, she had never had an orgasm.
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07-12-2003, 12:03 PM
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The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male uses his curved penis to drill a vagina into the female.
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07-12-2003, 12:04 PM
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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
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07-12-2003, 12:05 PM
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
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07-12-2003, 12:06 PM
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For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages
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The word "fuck" is actually an acronym. It dates back to the Good Old Days, when England was severely underpopulated due to the usual combination of fire/war/plague, and the King issued an official order to... well, fuck, to replenish the population. Hence the phrase "Fornicate Under Command of the King" passed into everyday language.
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07-12-2003, 12:07 PM
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A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew and it is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky...unless of course, you played 'pig-tipping'.
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07-12-2003, 12:07 PM
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A medical study conducted in Pennsylvania showed that people who have sex once or twice a week have their immune systems boosted slightly.
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07-12-2003, 12:09 PM
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Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up(if you use a condom). It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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07-12-2003, 12:10 PM
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Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM
(Would really like to see the studies on this one and on #8366) 
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07-12-2003, 12:11 PM
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Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. 
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