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Be my guest lol

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Top Ten Kitchen Sex Aids:

10. Barbecue tongs. (have no idea)

9. Ice cream scooper. ( )

8. Egg beater (don’t ask).

7. Spatula (for paddling).

6. Ice cubes. ( )

5. Hand mixer. (don't ask.....)

4. Rolling pin (for extra-adventurous girls).

3. Egg timer (to guard against premature ejaculation).

2. Chip clip (those big clothespin-looking things make great nipple clamps).

1. Crisco.

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LOL.. there are over 450 of them at last count..

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Holy cow! You better get to posting woman

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Some more trivia... hehehe

Kellogg's Corn Flakes were invented by a Dr. Kellogg in hopes that they would reduce masturbation.

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According The Solitary Vice, a book for doctors that came out in the 1890s, women who masturbate tend to eat a lot of foods containing mustard and vinegar.

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Young was the first condom manufacturer to advertise in a major American magazine--it was the June 1969 issue of Sport magazine and the ad was against VD. Ironically Playboy refused to accept Young's add until 1972.

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The typical person spends about 600 hours having sex between the ages of 20 and 70.

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On average, it takes two tablespoons of blood to get a man's penis erect.

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According to one theory, people who chew a lot of ice have a high sex drive.

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According to Archives of General Medicine, coffee drinkers have sex more frequently and enjoy it more than non-coffee drinkers.

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wowsers... movin' right along Cheyanne... excellent...

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8323... looks like a minor slip in the numbers... this one should be correct

(it is, I just checked)

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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White

8324 ... off to do some late evening boozin'

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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White