Is that what happened?

The person below me will be spending time with family this weekend.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

At least with part of the family.

The person below me has new clothes for Easter.

nope i don't.

the person below me is glad it's hump day!

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

True.

I like to celebrate 'hump day' by humping someone.

True, will try that out later.

I like to sneak a little action at work?

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

I have before, yes.

The person below me has had sex in every room of his/her residence.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Alas, no. Several, but not all.


The person below me also packs the weekend schedule.

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Eudaimonia

Especially this one, but I took Monday off to recover.

The person below me is looking forward to a weekend or two away this summer

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Well, away from the kids, at least.

The person below me needs a new car.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

How did you know!!!


The person below me is looking forward to a sensual massage this weekend.

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How good is sex

I wish! But unfortunately, no...

The person below me is going to dye Easter eggs.

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

Nope, not this year.

The person below me will hunt eggs this weekend?

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

No, I won't hunt for them, but I'll definitely be hiding them.


The person below me loves sushi

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

When I can get it, yes (small town living has its downfalls)

The person below me likes the taste of a woman

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Yes, provided it's his hard dick I'm sucking the taste of the woman (me) off of


The person below me has a lawn that needs mowing

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~