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In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes.
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07-08-2003, 04:16 PM
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There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo.
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07-08-2003, 04:17 PM
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Should there be a crash, Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane as a precaution.
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07-08-2003, 04:17 PM
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Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second.
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07-08-2003, 04:18 PM
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The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card.
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07-08-2003, 04:18 PM
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The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off.
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07-08-2003, 04:20 PM
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Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating.
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07-08-2003, 04:21 PM
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Porcupines float in water.
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07-08-2003, 04:22 PM
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If you counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion.
(sounds like this thread!)
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07-08-2003, 04:22 PM
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The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable".
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07-08-2003, 04:23 PM
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The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1.
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07-08-2003, 04:23 PM
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Hummingbirds can weigh less than a penny..
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07-08-2003, 04:24 PM
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A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge, a dime has one less groove.
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07-08-2003, 04:25 PM
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A Boeing 747 airliner holds 57,285 gallons of fuel.
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07-08-2003, 04:25 PM
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A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood.
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