The email i got from my husband today was totally unwelcome and completely unfunny.

*don't see my thread "if you need a good laugh8 in sex talk section*

I don't wish I would have been there to see his face when the realization hit him.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

The fact that I haven't found my dress shoes yet isn't an issue at all, especially because my first day at my new job isn't Monday.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

And showing up like that^^ wouldn't perpetuate the KY/Iowa country girl stereotype at all.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

The fact that I sound like a hick every time I open my mouth here isn't noticeable at all, and showing up without dress shoes Monday wouldn't be the icing on the cake.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

I just LOVE to cut the grass!

More, more, more!!!!

I'm sad that someone is cooking a ton of stir fry for me as I don't sit on my ass (OK, I didn't organize my CDs finally).

I didn't notice at all that Steph's CDs needed organizing while I was in Toronoto, and I wasn't surprised to see the variety of music Steph has purchased.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

No, I didn't just cook a chicken and eggplant dish for a party we're headed to.....and then I did not decide to keep it at home and eat it for dinner 'cause it was too damn good to share.

And now I am NOT stuck bringing the remainder of a (jazzed up) tomato and mozzerella salad -- with added artichokes and mushrooms -- and the remainer of my baba (pureed eggplant and tahini) instead. <sigh>

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I'm not amazed at the amount of pure CRAP someone can collect in 36 years.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

I love wallpaper, and I'm thrilled that the condo I'm about to purchase has it in the living, dining, and master ... with a border in the second bedroom too!

Perhaps if someone had not driven so freaking slowly from Cleveland, the CDs would have been organized on Monday.

I was not tempted at all to stay longer at Steph's when asked to do so.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

We didn't want ^^^^ to stay the night & get trashed with us (neither did the old bisexual guy in Jim's pub )

I am not sitting here, on the phone, giggling with my former boss.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author