Maybe I can help ya here.

It's currently -4F with a wind chill of about -25F. The only scenery is empty corn and bean fields with the occasional cow walking around looking like it is bored to death. There are crazy people back here like me. Everybody is a bad driver in this state. The sales tax is way too high.

Well, I gave it a try. Sort of tough though because I really love this place too. (((((Lizz)))))

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I'm whining about the bout of stomach flu that I'm still recuperating from...first it hit #1 son over the weekend, which left me the job of clearing out a clogged drain when he threw up in sink then the bug woke me up in the wee hours of Tues a.m., following up with an attack on #2 son...basically, we both just laid around all day (when we weren't fighting for the bathroom) & slept thru Tuesday....happy #^*%@! birthday to me

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

((((Scots)))))

Being sick sucks!

Have you tried Celestial Seasonings Tummy Tea? It helps me.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

my entire lack of ability to return to the workplace.

Being tired enough to go to bed right now if I wanted to

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

That health problems have caused us to postpone yet another band rehersal...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Too hot, too tired, too everything.

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Too cold. Ground frozen and all the rain and ice are just creating hugh puddles in our back yard.

I'm ready for spring!!

PAGAN07 1/4 at Tallahassee? Just bring a suitcase of snow and ice.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Bring me a snowball please!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

that ^^^ works on naughty and nice levels.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

YES, it, DOES!

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wyndhy + Lilith + snowball?

If I can't be there to see it, someone better take pics!!!

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

I'm tired of jumping through so many god damn hoops for a lousy $30 G

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

You need to find some more expensive hoops.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating