You want the flexibility to be able to lick your own butt?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

-That I could jump in the car and drive to Creede, Colorado. (Always wanted to go there.)
-That I had the funds to do the above. ^^^^
-That I'd mastered the art of snowshoeing. (Which I've never tried.)

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Just be yourself. The rest will fall in line.

I had more time in Columbus to visit some friends
I didn't have to go back to work next week
I could speak Bengali perfectly

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

1. I wish my dog was feeling better. He hasn't wanted to have much to do with me the last couple of days and that's just not like him.

2. I wish my sister would've returned my calls over the weekend. (Long story that I won't bore all of you with.)

3. I wish I would find that damn magic lamp so I could rub it and really get three wishes granted. I'm getting sort of tired of practing the rubbing thing on ........ well, you know.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I wish IowaMan's dog was feeling better, too

I wish I could have gone straight home after arriving back in town

I wish I didn't have a meeting tonight, and that I didn't have to pick Mr Osuche up at the airport at 11:30 pm (after all, I got up at 2:30 am local time)

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

1. I wish I was still living in Des Moines. I'm not really comfortable yet with my doctors in this part of the state.

2. I wish the weather wasn't going to take a turn to the cold side these next few days. (Then again it is almost December, it tends to do that back here at this time of year.)

3. I wish they weren't pre-empting one of my favorite TV shows tonight to show a basketball game, even though it is the Hawkeyes.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I wish I didn't wake up with a pounding headache and my sinuses all stuffed up

I wish I didn't have to work today, because I don't feel like it.

I got one wish that came true -- and I don't have to go to school tonight because a commitment got moved!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

1. I wish I was feeling better.

2. I wish I didn't have another damn doctor's appt. tomorrow morning.

3. I wish Grey's Anatomy wasn't going to be pre-empted by a basketball game here tonight.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I wish Iowa Man and Ousche were feeling better

I wish I had an on-call masseuse to rub my back.

I wish I could help Iowa Man out with that rubbing problem! lol

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

That the next of the car repairs was already done.

That I had the cash in my pocket to go Christmas shopping and get it done.

I'm hoping the *B***H* of a cashier we have will have quit by the time I go back to work (which is Monday).

I had my homework an dreading done for the week
I had the week off of work
I had $400 more in my bank account

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I wish I was thinner

I wish I had more money in the bank

I wish I was done with school

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

I wish I had more cash somewhere, anywher.

I wish I could like more vegetables - and know what are the vegetables (freaking beans aren't veggies now that I'm trying to like them!)

I wish the scale would move, I'm tired of the small budges.

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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and swing.

I wish I had some walkin' around money to enjoy myself tonight. I don't need a million bucks, just enough fer some drinks & a late-nite snack.

I wish I had a sweet, brand-spanking new, fully tricked-out MacBook Pro waiting for me at home. My old iBook is getting rickety and I'm tired of using my office comp for my personal design & artwork on the sly after hours.

I wish it weren't so bitingly cold right now. Forty degrees would be fine for me.

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Latrevo ta megala stithi!

"When men worship me because of my breasts, I feel that I am an embodiment of the goddess that has become...a part of our collective human soul." — Chloe Vevrier

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I wish Mrs. WI would stop telling me that potatos, beans & corn are not vegetables.

I wish I were warmer. (It might be easier to move me than to heat New England...I'm open to that.)

I wish my family would lose my email address.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.