A wedding guest list that didnt freak me out.

(the last one did)

and NO WE HAVENT SET THE DATE YET lol

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Everyone Talks, Friends Listen

My friends...I wish sometimes I could show them how important they are to me. :hug:

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

muenster cheese

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

NOT having to call the plumber, after putting it off a week, because the pipes decided on their own to start draining well again.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

to no plumber (although I harboured a porno fantasy or two when she told me she'd have to call one. Wikka wikka woo ~ that's porno music in case anyone's wondering)

What made me smile was an older gent when I was walking my dog. "It's too hot to be wearing a black shirt," he said. "Let me buy you a white one."

I wanna know if Steph has a new white shirt!

What made me LMFAO is that she ^^^ didn't tell me there was a porno fantasy involved--she just gave me suggestions on how to get a better rate.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Not bouncing $116,597 worth of checks!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Thinking about Tuesday's 96.9 wpm.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Hell...I can do better than that!


Just last night I exceeded 360 wanks per minute!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Overachiever. :grin:

(And you KNOW what I'm talking about!)

<----is smiling because she's trying to figure out how many times she can use the word "pendency" in a conversation.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Ohhhhhhhhhh......... just picturing those^^^^ fast fingers! Hmmmm....... :lust:

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

"During the PENDENCY of this post, IAKG will be smiling because she's wondering what Coaster would like her to do with her fast fingers during the PENDENCY of the time they would be in close approximation with him."


(OMG, LMAO!)

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Lunch break at home, seeing GOBS of clothes stacked and assorted perfectly on the floor.

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~Tainted Love~

redneck wills

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Bibi's signature

"I took up jogging because I wanted to hear heavy breathing again!!!"

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~Tainted Love~