I am not alone at the moment.

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Eudaimonia

I was knocking at your door, didn't you hear me?

It's so cold that I've had to turn the heater up a notch.

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That's nothing. We've got so much snow, we've been forced to wear "Elevator Snowshoes."

I have plenty of free time on my hands.

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Eudaimonia

I understand to help keep the glaciers from melting they're going to install snow making machines by each glacier and run them year round.

It's been so cold we quit shaving in the morning. You open a window, stick your face out, then just take your hand and wipe the whiskers off.

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I'm looking forward to this never-ending round of illness to continue today, tomorrow, and the rest of this month!

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

I don't stay up all night on the Internet.

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I know what you mean ... I sleep late every morning.

I try to avoid learning.

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Eudaimonia

I'm a prude.

(I barely typed it without laughing)

The Energizer bunny died!

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

There's a new electric car that never needs recharging and it's range is only limited by the length of the extension cord.

I can't wait to visit the in-laws this evening. With any luck, my wife's brother, his kind and stunningly gorgeous wife, and their three well-mannered kids will grace us all with their presence.