We're not going into Peoria this morning to the Irish Festival being held on the riverfront.

I'm concreting my backyard so no birds will want to visit.

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I think I'm going to have a steak and eggs breakfast ... going easy on the eggs.

I hate the smelling of baking bread.

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I love the "farm-fresh" aroma driving along a country road near a pig farm.

I love it when the cat persists at pulling the screen door opened and closed.

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I sure hope we get a violent hail storm soon so that I can add texture to my car.

Fundraisers are so much fun!

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Eudaimonia

Oh yeah! Cars look so much better with that dimpled effect that only hail stones can make.

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Plus, I love that the dimples have the added advantage of not showing those silly dents cars always seem to get.

I'd like to see a few more political footsoldiers knock on my door each day.

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Eudaimonia

Isn't it wonderful knowing we've got just under two months of political ads to look forward to ... and then two more years of blaming everyone else for whatever problems we face.

I plan to purchase a Segway to run a delivery service.

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Eudaimonia

I don't like Smut Games very much.

I was recently offered a 9 year contract with the Yankees for a cumulative $250,000,000 plus one unicorn.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.