What I wanna know is, how do you get all the planets & stars to set on the table like that without rolling off?

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Something to whine about? Hardly...

Something to get seriously pissed about? We're getting there...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

No offense to your research PF...







But having to close the door AND draw the shades before masturbating at work is important too.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I was walking out of the takeout place with my lunch en route to the subway. Sitting on nearby apartment stoop was a bum with an injured foot in a cast. As I passed him by, he asked me for spare change to get something to eat. I told him I didn't have change to give and he audibly "tsk'd" me as if I let him down.

Now, keep in mind that this "bum" was actually a lazy-ass lowlife whose stomach was four times the size of my body, had on a black leather jacket and whose casted foot looked pretty slick and new, nothing tattered or dirty like he was living lower caste life in Calcutta or something. I had to restrain the urge to throw my quart container of spicy noodle soup at his face and tell him to get off his ass.

Just for that moment in time, I lost my Buddha's compassion for all living things. Because I'm busting my balls trying to live and enjoy myself when I can in the small spaces in between, but I let that guy down cuz he couldn't get any free money from me. And that Santa Claus stomach of his tells me he's actually eating better than I am! I guess I wasn't in the mood to start the day off with that vibe...so I'm whining about it five hours later.

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Latrevo ta megala stithi!

"When men worship me because of my breasts, I feel that I am an embodiment of the goddess that has become...a part of our collective human soul." — Chloe Vevrier

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5 to 10 inches of snow thats coming tonite and tomorrow

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The mind never forgets what the hands have learned

But PF......it's good to whine.............it gets out the frustrations before they build up.

[whine] I want 10 inches and I want it now!!![/whine]

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Can I give you 2-1/2 inches ............................ 4 times?

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I was going to have an evening of fun and relaxation...then I got stuck at work until 8 pm, had to walk home, and didn't get dinner fixed until 9 pm.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Building the table was the bitch.

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Oh GROSS! He just ate a plateful of nasty, slimy, looks-like-huge-boogers (no offense, Booger), smelly, drippy, and cold oysters. If he thinks I'm going to kiss him, he's out of his mind!

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

I was exhausted ALL day....fought sleep and bitchiness til the cows came home. Then I ate dinner early (6 pm) and was napping by 7:30 pm. 4 hours later I am wide awake!

I HATE screwed up body clocks!!!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

People that feel compelled to comment on the weather just because they're standing there next to you.


Yes...it's cold enough for me! But I'm not discussing it because it's winter and I live in New England! It's supposed to be cold!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Well I was going to bitch about the cold, but WI might throw a snowball down my top if I do.

Instead I will whine about my teacher that didn't show up for class after I had been hanging around for 3 1/2 hours to attend it!!!!

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

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I have a case of cabin fever and I don't even have any snow or ice here....and I am homesick too