LOL... I believe it is what he calls his mustache during oral..

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

I believe that is another name for a mustache/beard/goatee. The fact that I know this, has me very worried!

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

Womb Broom

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*swoons*

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3. "bullshit! Bain is so a word!" -Gekko
(Define it?)


2. "god we let it all hang out here don't we?" - sodapopsucker
(If we got it to hang)












1. "so when you have someone over you're not squeezed into a twin?" -JohnD39
(only if you're REALLY lucky) :3:

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HEY!!!!!!!!!! Tht's my LEAFBLOWER!!!!!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I am suprized there wasn't more quotes taken during our Cock Ring Toss... damn what a game....

Good times in the chatroom I tell ya what....

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~Kaelynn~

Some days life can be shitty , some days life can be outstanding ;
Sometimes you find love , sometimes you find fun ;

Just remember through all these changes you are you, special and unique...

Just a reminder to those who are like me and need it...

3. "no. I have just fallen asleep. I can dance." -campingboy
(That IS talent. I've heard of sleepwalking, but sleep dancing?)

2. "i believe you have that knackwards" -rockintime
(how do you typo a KN for a B? I hope theres a story behind this one)








































1. "they are only a dime and you get your money back" -booger
(Sounds like some Bourbon St. hookers I've seen)

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cool thread!


looks like i'll have to get my ass in chat so i can contribute

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.

Ok. Had to do a top five today. Are people TRYING to get on my list? :P


5. "a trombone player with a pager" -scotz
(Is this the punchline? "What can blow, vibrate, and make noise at the same time?" >



4. "well soda it involved cream, custard and raspberries" -MarkV
(SOUNDS LIKE MY KINDA NIGHT! )



3. "oh i meant about the child battling" Mercury_Maniac
(Is that like cock fighting?)


2. "I diagrammed the relationship." -Gekkogekko
(They never tought me how to do that in Grammar class. What was the subject/verb/preposition/object of the preposition etc?)





































1. "if a frog had a pogo stick it wouldn't need legs" -rockintime
(If a woman had a vibrator.....)

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It's obvious I'm gonna have to become a bit more bland in chat to avoid being a permanent resident of Galatea's top 3 (or 5)....maybe restrict my responses to "yes" or "no"?

By the way, have you ever seen 21 frogs on pogo sticks?

:jump: :jump: :jump:

Well, now you have!

^^^^^^LMFAO^^^^^^^^^^

~nikki

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Ravage Me!

Me Time
Long Lonley Night
Tied Up
Teased

http://thesmashedfairy.blogspot.com/

Galatea, this thread is too funny. Only problem is that most of us, in the chat room, don’t want to be quoted once, let alone twice. With the typing and spelling skills, available, Booger and I are going to be banned for sure.

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Hey Rock..frogs on pogo sticks would be funny.....but....cocks on pogo sticks would be amazing!!!!!!