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•What do you call a elf with no legs?
Answer: Leg-o-less
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08-01-2004, 01:57 AM
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•What do you call a elf with out any toys
Answer: Leggo-less
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08-01-2004, 01:58 AM
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•What did Melkor said to Sauron when he was taken into captivity by the Valar?
Answer: "Keep an eye on Middle-earth!"
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08-01-2004, 01:59 AM
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•What's the gooey stuff between a balrog's toes?
Answer: Slow orcs
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08-01-2004, 02:00 AM
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•Why are hobbit doors round?
Answer: If you ate 9 meals a day you'd want round doors too!
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08-01-2004, 02:01 AM
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•How many Tolkien purists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Answer: None -- the lightbulb was not in the book!
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08-01-2004, 02:03 AM
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08-01-2004, 02:04 AM
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•How do you know an Elf is calling you?
Answer: Three rings
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08-01-2004, 02:06 AM
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•How did the hobbit ruin the boxing match?
Answer: He tried to destroy the ring
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08-01-2004, 02:07 AM
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•Why did the Balrog cross the bridge?
Answer: To get to the other- AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
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08-01-2004, 02:09 AM
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•There was an archery contest in Lothlorien and all the great archers were there. The 1st one comes up and fires his arrow right in the apple on top of an elf head and says:
-I'm Legolas!!!
The 2nd one comes and fires his arrow...he splits the 1st arrow in half and says:
-I'm Thranduil
Another comes and shoots the elf under the apple and says:
-I'm...sorry!!!
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08-01-2004, 02:13 AM
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Elf #1: "Did you see Treebeard standing still during the entire party?"
Elf #2: "Yes, he made quite an ent-trance."
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08-01-2004, 02:23 AM
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Hows does Sharni make the answers Invisible?
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08-01-2004, 02:26 AM
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They are written in white hun....so that when ya highlight the text ya can read it...but they are not immediately there for those that wish to try to guess 
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08-01-2004, 04:42 AM
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Sharni,
A thousand praises madam! Loved them.
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