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Old 09-03-2010, 07:56 AM
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There's an old Australian stockman lying, dying. He gets himself up onto one elbow and 'e turns to his mates, who are all gathered around and 'e says:

Watch me wallaby's feed, mate
Watch me wallaby's feed,
They're a dangerous breed, mate
So watch me wallaby's feed
Altogether now!

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Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down

Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl,
Keep me cockatoo cool
Ah, don't go acting the fool, Curl
Just keep me cockatoo cool
Altogether now!
(CHORUS)
'n' take me koala back, Jack
Take me koala back
He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac
So take me koala back
Altogether now!
(CHORUS)
Let me abos go loose, Lew
Let me abos go loose
They're of no further use, Lew
So let me abos go loose
Altogether now!
(CHORUS)
And mind me platypus duck, Bill
Mind me platypus duck
Ah, don't let 'im go running amok, Bill
Just mind me platypus duck
Altogether now!
(CHORUS)
Play your didgeridoo, Blue
Play your didgeridoo
Ah, like, keep playin' 'til I shoot thru, Blue
Play your didgeridoo
Altogether now!
(CHORUS)
Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred
Tan me hide when I'm dead
So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde
And that's it hangin' on the shed!!
Altogether now!
(CHORUS)

I wonder what made me think of that?


"Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" is a song written by Rolf Harris in 1957 which became a hit across the world in the 1960s .



Rolf now regrets the whole "Let me abos go loose" bit because of it's modernly inappropriate overtones of peonage and quasi-slavery. Rolf has become very proper in his old age.
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Old 09-06-2010, 02:58 AM
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Rolf has become very proper in his old age.

Yes, I know how that is.










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Old 09-07-2010, 11:55 PM
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Old 09-08-2010, 12:54 AM
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Old 09-14-2010, 11:03 AM
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