Does anybody happen to know what the opposite of "The Midas Touch" would be called? Whatever it is, I'm pretty sure I've got it.

It's absolutely laughable how seemingly everything that comes into my path ends up being screwed up in one way or another. I've got a wide range of victims............. cars, money, women, friendships, health and now my damn house.

Good thing I've got a great sense of humor and pockets so deep that none of it can bother me at all. Oh wait, scratch that second part.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

((IowaMan))

Sorry to hear about all the crappy things that are going on for you - but I think you're a really nice guy and I reckon you're overdue some fab things - there'll be something groovy round the corner for you soon!!

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

hi peeps.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Good night everyone.

Lil... your box is full.
xoxo

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

It's SPHERICAL!


The universe is spherical.

It's ALL spherical!!!!



Don't worry about it, ...........just tell your kids "it's ALL spherical".

(It started with some crummy, home-made, steel cylinders to calibrate my dime store scale and *GOONG* 'euphony' ..................... It's all spherical! ........... [Ockman's razor and all that ] ............. It IS spherical! )

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IowaMan

People tend to forget that the Midas touch was a curse, for as soon as he touched anything it turned to gold, even food and drink.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

hola lovies!

Have a nice day. It's going to be a long one for me

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Mmmmmm...hope Lil remembers to take pics of her getting that long one.



Howdy all!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Hi, there, WI! How's the world treating ya' today?

I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland pretty mama come and take me by the hand.

By the hand, hand take me by the hand pretty mama. Come and dance with your Daddy all night long...............

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

OK Papa!

Hi dicksbro!

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.