Try a local listing of an open house in the real estate section for her place some Sunday morning ………………………….. say starting at 08:30 (be sure to list it about 20% low to assure a good turn out and say “must sell” so all the real estate people show up too.)

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Call a couple of the nearest and dearest to your heart charities and ask if they could send you a few pounds of literature. The initial onslaught will be nothing to the wave that comes a few months down the road after they sell her name and address.

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If you really want to mess with her head, buy her a mug with "World's greatest Friend" or "World's greatest teacher" on it, put some Ferrero Rocher chocs in it, and give it to her, gift wrapped, as thanks for all the help she's been this year.

There's nothing crueller than kindness.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Put her number up in the boy's bathroom stall.... "For a good time, call XXXX"

Make sure all the lost boys have the number on speed dial

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

This has been my motus operandi.

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Get yourself one of those window envelopes. The kind that have a clear cellophane window for the return address. On a sheet of paper, type out the return address of a local hospital, but be sure to include "Sexually Transmitted Disease Unit" on the line above the street address.

Type her name and the school's mailing address on the front of the envelope.

If you use a nice, cheap envelope...not one of those security envelopes...you'll be able to clearly read the word "POSITIVE" that you've typed on the contents of the envelope as well.


If you really want to be mean...call a vaccuum cleaner company like Kirby, Rainbow or Electrolux and tell them you're her, and that you're interested in seeing a demo. Set the appointment for 7:00pm so all hell is breaking loose when they show up. ha ha


Since it's the end of the year, and it's not unheard of teachers getting small gifts of appreciation from students, you have the perfect opportunity to get a small bottle of gag perfume (that smells like uh, poop) and wrap it up & leave it on a desk for her.


Got any old sex toys (that don't look like a penis ) that you can leave in her desk? The principal is sure to find them when she goes in search of the marijuana some anonymous tipster claimed to have seen. Hide the toy under the fisting pictures, next to the elbow length rubber gloves. lmfao

I would go for the simple spitting in her drink.

Or, I have used the stinky hand method before. "Mallrats" was the inspiration for this. Discreetly, stick your hand down the back of your pants and wipe you ass with it, then shake their hand, touch them, or an item that they often touch.

This one i haven't tried, but i have seen it done Bird seed or bread put on their car at the beginning of the shift.
Disgusting satisfaction!

Save the "confetti" from a paper punch, sprinkle it on her car just after it rains...the paper will stick quite nicely, & when it dries, will be nearly impossible to remove without ruining the finish...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Man, I just want you all to know how thoroughly impressed I am. You are my heroes.
















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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Makes one think twice about crossing a Pixie, eh?

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

pick your nose and pat them on the back

cough and/or sneeze on their desk

chewed bubble/chewing gum in their pencil caddy

Trick chalk
Work with all the other teachers and get them to scorn her
Trip her and apologize
Work with your kids--have them get some of their friends to TP her house

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

There was a time when a teacher at my high school had super glue put in the locks to his desk and file cabnets. He left his briefcase unattended one day and the combination to the locks were changed. Another time someone caught a stray cat and put it in his car with a couple of cans of cheap and stinky cat food. After a few hours the cat pooped all in his car.

He never did figure out who was behind all of those..........

Oh another thing you could open a can of sardines and pour them on top of her car engine!

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There's someone in my head, but it's not not me - Pink Floyd

You guys are beautiful.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas