One of my faves from the other site:

My brother broke up with a girl because he didn't want to go get a playstation controller accross the street. My friend didn't like the girl and they were arguing who should go to his house to get the controller. So he goes fine, I'll go get the controller if you break up with ______. My brother goes fine, get me the phone. Made the call, dude went and got the controller.

Because she says "aboot".

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baahahahahahaahahahahahahaaaaa

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I want to know everything
I want to be everywhere
I want to fuck everyone in the world
I want to do something that matters

LMAO!! :grin:

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

My stupidest was to dump a boy a year younger then me. I was in 10th he was still over at the middle school across the street in 9th. So, I could go out with a football player and be with the popular kids like my best friend thought I should. The guy was a horrible jerk and I ended up really hurting the sweetest boy ever and being cussed up and down by his mother.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

This girl should consider hiring a matchmaker in the future:

Some of my highlights include:

- I decided to stop dating a dude I'd crushed on for some time after the first date: He twisted his food to look like a vagina during dinner, and proceeded to do obscene things to it. With his fingers. In the middle of the restaurant. On our first date.

- Nixed one relationship with a boy who explained (several months into our relationship) that his breast-implanted "friend" who was always leaving him messages "just to chat", and with whom he'd previously had a sex-only "relationship" with was "Really, really hot. She can get ANY guy she wants. Guys love her. She's, like, really, really hot -- and if I wanted to be with someone like that, I could and would. But I'm not."

:| Ooooooooooooookie dokie - see you later.

But the special achievement award goes to the hypochondriac lawyer I dated:

- Stands me up before an important dinner party without a phone call or explanation. Does not arrive for full long-weekend of activities we had planned. When I finally hear from him, he is ranting with livid accusations that I had given him herpes and he just doesn't know how he will go on with his life. He is violently mad.

Me: But I don't have herpes.

Him: Yes you do! And you've given them to ME!

Me: I think you should go see a doctor.

Him (two days later): Um, so, uh, yeah... you're right. The doctor says it's a heat rash.

He attempted to apologize profusely, but I couldn't seem to erase the ranting herpes accusations from my traumatized mind, and was already running away in terror.

Add this one to the list:

Guy takes me out to a movie, we walk through the mall for about an hour before, and he asks another girl for her number while I'm standing right there beside him with no way to leave because I was with him in his car!!

When the movie was finally over and he drove me back to my car, he tried to give me a kiss right on the lips, but I dodged and he kissed my jaw instead, then I got out of his car without saying goodbye and drove away. 10 minutes later he called my cell and wanted to know why I wouldn't kiss him and why I didn't stay around to "talk". Moronic jerk!!

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It's a BOY!!

she thought Pink Floyd sang Stairway to Heaven....and she was serious

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"Old enough now, to change your name. When so many love you, is it the same? It's the woman in you that makes you want to play this game"
-Neil Young, Cowgirl in the Sand-

"You are like a hurricane. There's calm in your eye. And I'm getting blown away, to somewhere safer where the feeling stays. I want to love you but I'm getting blown away"
-Neil Young, Like a Hurricane-

He was too tall. Nearly 6'6, I'm only 5'3

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It's a BOY!!

Looks like I have more "stupid breakups" than anyone LOL

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It's a BOY!!

OMG!
I think I would have had to stuff his head into his plate and told him to grow up and walk out on that one.

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

They always dump me..Must be the way I lick the butter out of the dinner rolls..
:drool:

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As long as there's feet at the bottom,and Pussy at the top,They're ALL perfect Legs

waltaja that wasn't a stupid resaon at all

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

Actually, there is a "tribute" song of The Floyd doing Stairway. They do a damned good job too.

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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to slide in broadside , thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming --WOW-- What a Ride!