Well, I wouldn't........ but CA keeps blaming her boy for farting!!!


Would you ever fart in a lift/elevator, just before your floor?

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

Um, no.

Would you ever close your eyes and wish you were somewhere else?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

I most certainly would, as I've done it before.

Would you ever dress up in costume for your child and his/her friends at their birthday party?

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

Probably. I'd do practically anything to make my children happy.

Would you wish to repeat a fantasy?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

If the fantasy turned out to be everything I had hoped, you bet!

Would you ever run outside in your PJ's (or whatever you do/don't sleep in) to get the mail/newspaper, whatever?

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

I would but would get grabbed by the ear.

Would you ever be uncomfortable having phone sex?

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

With someone I didn't know well or care about, yes.


Would you ever take pictures and *not* post them to Pixies?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Not likely...my driveway is 400 feet long!

Would you ever hang laundry in the nude?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I'd hang it up in my fenced backyard, if nobody was home.

Would you ever run away from home?

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

Have been tempted once.

Would you ever have sex at your parents house?

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

I'm not allowed...but if they were gone...I just might!

Would you ever send your loved ones out for a night on the town with others just to relieve yourself?

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

Well, I send my children to a friend's house.

Would you ever set ground rules with someone?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

To keep the peace yes

Would you ever tutor another person?

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Yep. Just ask BCG.

Would you ever act as a mentor?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

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