All the time

Have you ever stolen out of a broken vending machine?

Not guilty.

Would you report to the authorities if you saw someone's car stranded by the side of a road?

Not Guilty
Wouldn't have to...we have Motorist Assistance Patrol here...they drive around all day and look for that.

Have you ever not told someone that they had tp stuck to the bottom of their shoe because you didn't like them?

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Kitty's Lingerie
Kitty's 1000th
Surprise Threesome
Lazy Evening
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Once you can accept the universe as Matter expanding into Nothing, that is Something. After that, wearing stripes with plaid is easy. --unknown

Not guilty ... although that may be because I don't recall ever seeing someone walking around with tp stuck to their shoes.

Have you ever checked out at a store and started to leave when you realized there was something in the bottom of the cart you hadn't paid for?

Guilty

ever ridden the bus or train and not bought a ticket?

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?

Not guilty.

Have you ever snuck into a music concert?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Guilty

Ever snuck into the cinema?

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?

Innocent.

Have you ever lied to your doctor?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Guilty

Have you ever driven around with an expired plate?

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Guilty

Have you ever said you did something when you really forgot to do it?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Guilty


Have you ever thought you did or said something when you didn't?

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Like...when coming out of anesthesia? Yep.

Do you like vegetables?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Guilty, as charged. (At least most.)

Do you like teasing others?

Sexually? In real life I don't do it--much. Other types of teasing, yes, I've been known to do that from time to time.

Do you buy your SO something for Valentine's Day?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

nope - don't celebrate it....I love my SO all year long and don't need someone to tell me when to be romantic....I show her in other ways throughout the year - nice that way I think

did you ever forget an anniversary or birthday of your SO?

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present