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08-11-2004, 08:28 PM
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08-11-2004, 09:30 PM
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08-11-2004, 10:45 PM
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08-12-2004, 02:51 AM
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08-12-2004, 03:34 AM
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08-12-2004, 08:49 AM
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08-12-2004, 09:15 AM
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08-12-2004, 10:42 AM
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08-12-2004, 11:42 AM
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08-12-2004, 01:30 PM
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08-12-2004, 02:19 PM
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26.773 -
God I love sexual emails
You've gotta read this. It's hilarious!
Be sure to read the warning at the bottom.
Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is
sexually active or not?
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women
make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which
makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into
the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you
with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that
causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex.
The original is in a room in Palaiseau.
It has been sent around the world nine times.
Now sex has been sent to you.
The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four
days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on.
If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life.
You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off.
This is no joke!
Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?).
Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price.
Do not keep this message.
This message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours.
Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days.
Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it.
This is true, even if you are not superstitious....................
GOOD SEX, but please remember:
10 copies of this message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours or you will not have good sex again for the rest of your life!!!!
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08-12-2004, 04:26 PM
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