Why is there so much attention paid to her?

Are you jealous of the attention she receives?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Why would he be?

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The Drinkin' Bone's connected to the Party Bone...
The Party Bone's connected to the Stayin'-Out-All-Night-Long...
She won't think it's funny and I'll wind up all alone...
And The Lonely Bone's connected to The Drinkin' Bone.

Can he tile a swimming pool with snipped up credit cards?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Is that a requirement?

Do you think she could use license plates instead?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Will she make a remake of the classic horror flick "Sometimes Aunt Martha Does Dreadful Things"?

(terrible movie made in the 70s I think, that I saw a long time ago and gave me nightmares and I can't help but think of it whenever I hear about Martha Stewart ever since her ad with her nephew and.... um... too much information??)

Would the time she spends on making the film count towards her community service?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Or sing that ol' country hit, "I've Got Tears in my Ears from Lying on my Back, Crying Over You?"

Is there a tear in YOUR beer?

Perhaps a remake of "You can Lock Me Up in Jail & Throw Away the Key, But You Can't Keep My Face from Breaking Out
by Randy Scruggs?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Does Scruggs, rhyme with rugs?

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Do you like rugs, Lovediva?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Do rugs like Lovediva?

Where'd ya get those rugburns Lovediva?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.