Imagining said fancy staplers being used to attach cotton balls to a bra

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

mmmmmmmm sexy staplers...the kind you can use to staple the center of big books....can you add mine to their tab????

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Woohoo! Wear the dress & invite me over if you take him up on the offer.

Some jokes I got in an e-mail from a friend. Posted them in the "jokes" thread. They were great.

A special friend.

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~Tainted Love~

The fact that in a world where your lights will be cut off if you are late paying the bill, somehow there is a phone company that is letting an account go unpaid, so I can still hear his voice.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

SUNSHINE! For the 6th straight day... must have been sent up from the Sunshine State!

My daughter putting the salad in the freezer thinking I wanted it more fresher!

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

LOL !!!! are you sure CGT our daughters arent the same !!!!!

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What evil lurks in hearts of men .... Only The Shadow knows

LOL Yeah she is truly a blonde.
*ducks and runs from the blondes in pixies*

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

^^ And can you just imagine CGT...... we have even MORE fun than YOU!!! ^^^ LOL

That's yet to be proven.

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

DB's jokes & Lil's call

Lil's post.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

That my friends support me when I'm being sappy and weak.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas