I'm certainly not going to rub my clit until I cum before bed tonight.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

I love the smell of hospitals almost as much as I love hospital food.

I never suffer from insomnia.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

WAY TO GO CITY PLANNERS!!! You get a gold star for changing a major bus route so it goes down my tiny little residential street. There's nothing quite so cheerful as a bunch of busses pissed as hell at 7am on a Sunday morning that they can't FIT with all the local cars parked there. There they sit, outside my window, trying to figure out how to find reverse and reving their engines. And I didn't have to go anywhere to see the show, it came right to me!

And as an added bonus, I get to flash my goodies at the folks riding in the big, tall, tourist ones as I get out of bed. I can't tell you how cool it is to start your day like that! You've gotta try it.

[ok, I think I've figured out how to phrase this properly]

Oh hell, the show's over. Now the tourists are getting off the bus and dragging all their shit the last block to that other bus that just pulled up on the main street. What's the fun in that? Ah well, at least I get to keep the big, diesel fume spouting monster in front of my windows.

I don't enjoy Classical Music.

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Eudaimonia

stroking him til he came all over my stomach last night was incredibly boring...i don't think i'll ever do that again--it just wasn't worth all that effort.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Of course I didn't allow my daughter to have leftover tacos for breakfast this morning.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

i never allow my kids to eat in front of the tv

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Me too.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I have no interest whatsoever in exploring BDSM, in fact I find the idea of being submissive to anyone a complet turnoff.

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin
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My Stories:
Dream Date
Just Desserts
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 1
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 2
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 3
RAVISHED!!
My Birthday - A Fantasy

^^^^ditto!

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

I swear, I did not giggle once during "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory," nor did I secretly drool over Johnny Depp at all.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

i don't like ice cream, and i'm certainly not craving some.

I've decided to give up housework. I was meant to have a maid not be one!