(holding his hands out in front of himself) I WOULD, I WOULD!

Would you ever secretly hope for a strip search?

Oh, you're not talking about the one I was offered in chat, are you?

Hmmmmm, probably not.

Would you ever wear a child's party hat *outside* of the party?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Yep. Mostly because I forgot it was on.

Would you ever kiss and tell?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

No.

Would you ever take time off, just because your boss was driving you nuts?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Have many times.

Would you ever drive miles for a smile?

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

In reference to Renee Zellweger and our man Jerry, I'd drive miles for just a "hello."

Would you ever plan scenarios with a special person in your head, in the hopes that they'd come true?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

I've done that many times. Usually, get-a-ways with my wife. Once in a while they've even came true ... but not always .

Would you ever make reservations at a "fantasy motel?"

I might.

Would you ever snack instead of eating dinner?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

I have ... I shouldn't, but I have.

Would you ever "celebrate" something bad happening to someone else?

No not really.

Would you ever be fed grapes?

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

I haven't yet had the opportunity.

Would you ever help a friend of a friend?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

I have, and depending on the help needed, I'd do it again.. gotta keep the circle of friendship going 'round..

would you ever go skydiving ?

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' The quality of mercy is not strained ..
it droppeth like rain from the gentle heavens...'

Nope. Too bothered by heights to step out of a perfectly good airplane.

Would you ever walk across a railway bridge?

yes, matter of fact, used to get wasted sometimes on one near Boston University.. quit the practice after a close call with a train. lol

would you drink day-old coffee?

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' The quality of mercy is not strained ..
it droppeth like rain from the gentle heavens...'

fuck no...coffee snob


Would you ever chew someone elses gum?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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