1. I'm behind in my coursework.

2. Some jewelry I ordered is in and I really am pleased with it.

3. I need about...ummm.....maybe....... 3 minutes alone so I can masturbate.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

1. Something made me very happy and very sad at the same time this afternoon.

2. It was freaking warm and humid in the apartment today when I was, um, having some quality time with someone spcial.

3. I am nervous about tomorrow but am focusing on a positive attitude.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

I miss Jordis.

I wish Jordis was still on Rockstar:INXS.

I have a new Avatar.

i'm bummed no one congratulated me on my new toy

everything in my body hurts.

as of right now, i'm calling it quits for the day

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

I finished writing a English Paper

I went a saw my son

I want to be the first to congratulate Wyndy on her new toy

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"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."


Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese

Congrats on the new toy!!! :jump:

Thread irony? Huh?

Well, we can see pics of toys anywhere... you didn't show us a picture of it bringing you joy.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

I finished writing an English Paper.
:grin: :grin:

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LOL ^^^

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

1. I fired the janitor today.

2. I fired the security guard today.

3. My secretary decided not to talk to me today.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

1. I like my new job.

2. I have testing on Wednesday and Thursday and there's going to be alot of Algebra and Geometry on the test... I'm a tad bit freaked.

3. I seriously need a thorough dicking.

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

1. I bet WI probably fired off his lil general, too.

2. Riding on a crowded surburban bus full of teens for 20 minutes was worse than being stuck in an elevator with 16 other people for 45.

3. I am not ready to admit it to my boyfriend yet, but I am now a Stones fan & urge the left wingers to d/l "Sweet Neocon" from their new album.

1. I was totally shocked when I opened up an envelope that came in the mail today.

2. Sometimes things do have a way of working out themselves.

3. I can't find my contact case, and I just had it this morning.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

A promotion getting closer in sight.

Child may be attending her first birthday invite this weekend.

Shhhh don't yell at me but I'm ready for christmas. Got carols stuck in my head.

The day seemed never ending
I broke my favorite coffee mug
I bought a new outfit today