Do my two mutts count?

The person below me loves to cook!

I love to cook... lotsa butter, a la Last Tango

The person below me just had sex with the offensive line of the Green Bay Packers... or was it the Dallas Cowboy's Cheerleaders.... In any event, "Go for 2"!

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

Oh that has to be me..........
what a dream

the person below me is a smart ass with a cute ass

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Smartass I proudly admit to, cute ass....I've been told it resemble's JLo's...is that cute?

The person below me has tried cooking a new recipe lately?

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"Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart."~Erma Bombeck

just got finished playing in the kitchen.........making salad dressing for a catering gig.

the person below me doesn't mind being a guinea pig

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

...at least in the bedroom...I'll try most anything once.

The person below me collects something.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Yes, scale model die-cast metal cars. 1/18th scale. Love em'!

The person below me is having a bite to eat.

oh yeah............... tacos ,
the person below me has a crush on the pillsbury dough boy.

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"Onward my Orkish brothers!For after
the battle, we eat the dead!!" Shouted the Orcish Grand Master, After he had taken down his third Space Marine.

How can you resist something so soft and cuddly?

The person below me went to the grocery today.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

had to buy some pillsbury products after that!

THe person below me IS soft and cuddly! (but almost definitely not the pillsbury dough boy.. at least not most of the time)

(Poking his tummy) Okay, that'll work.

The person below me likes to sing.

You know it, babe.

The person below me is a morning person.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Yep. Anyone sitting here at 5:45 AM on a Monday has to be.

The person below me is especially happy right now!

Well pry my ass with a popcicle stick...I am in a good mood

The person below me has already gotten off today

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

It was about 2 am the last time so that qualifies

the person below me is in the mood for something spicy

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas