Bitchy Woman

(Parody of Witchy Woman by The Eagles)
Hear it here...Bitchy Woman

She's raisin' Hell, her finger flips
Sparks shoot from her cursin' lips
Her crazy blather is an endless tune
And your friends are always askin'
If she's ridin' a broom

Bitchy woman
She's not very nice
Bitchy woman
She's got your nuts in a vice

I really want to gag her
I hardly get to bag her
And there's icicles hangin' from our bed
There's a rumor goin' round
A Klingon ship came down
And they swapped her for some monster
with my girlfriend's head

Bitchy woman
She's not very nice
Bitchy woman
She's got those flames in her eyes

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these