Subject: But She Loves Him
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>>A little old Lady is walking around in a supermarket
>>calling out, "Crisco, Crisssssssco!"
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>>Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, "Mamm,
>>the Crisco is in aisle 3."
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>>The old Lady replies, "Oh, I'm not looking for the
>>cooking stuff. I'm calling my Husband.
>>He's in here somewhere"
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>>The clerk is astonished. "Your Husband's name is
>>Crisco?"
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>>The old Lady answers, "Oh no, no, no. I only call him that
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>>when we're out in public."
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>>"I see," said the clerk. "What do you call him at
>>home?"
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>>"Lard ass.."
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