Some of these laws may be as old as 17th century. But I think it's fun to read:

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpage...nge/sexlaws.htm


"There are men in Guam whose full-time job it is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Why? Under the law in Guam, it is forbidden for virgins to marry."

Is this still in effect? If so, someone should buy tickets to there fast!

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In other countries like Far East Asia women are still held in LOWER esteem BUT in China, it’s a different story. Chinese women are much more aggressive and outspoken and held in Higher esteem.” I love Communist that provides males and females Equality and WOMEN’S Rights in China.

"The Romans would crush a first-time rapist's gonads between two stones."

Do they really need to specify 'first-time rapist'? This infers there would be a possibility of a second time... I just don't see that happening.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

'Up until 1884, a woman could be sent to prison for denying a husband sex.'

I think we should bring this one back though...

*Ducks and runs for shelter immediately*

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

"In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish."

Was this really a problem? What about a dead fish?

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

I do too . There are a few husbands I would certainly not deny, so I'd be safe

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

What about women?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

Was this before or after the Clinton Administration?

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"In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind."
Nora Ephron

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!"
Drew Carey

You can't have sex with porcupines in your state, Lilith! How do you cope?

Living in Florida, I'm just glad we don't have that "no sex with fish" law! Damn, I'd be in real trouble.

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I wish all the ladies were pies on the shelf...and I was the baker because I'd eat them all myself.
I wish all the ladies were potholes in the road...and I was a dumptruck because I'd fill them with my load.

When does the next flight to Guam leave???

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I wish all the ladies were pies on the shelf...and I was the baker because I'd eat them all myself.
I wish all the ladies were potholes in the road...and I was a dumptruck because I'd fill them with my load.

Campingboy, Clinton only received a blowjob. Therefore, he "didn't have sex with that woman." He set precedent, so head from a stranger is no longer cheating on one's spouse.

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I wish all the ladies were pies on the shelf...and I was the baker because I'd eat them all myself.
I wish all the ladies were potholes in the road...and I was a dumptruck because I'd fill them with my load.

I'm only worried about the people in London having sex on a "moving" motorcycle.

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While not as extreme as the ancient Israelite punishment for adultery (stoning), Greek men still had their fair share of discomfort when their pubic hair was removed and a large radish was shoved up their rectum.


Who thought up these punishments??

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

Which head are they refering too?

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Shyabusa, the Shy Abuser

"Come to the Dark Side." / "Down for the count." / "I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself..."

she and me make We you see.

Isn't it wonderful to know that our lawmakers do such a great job protecting and providing for us? Kinda makes me feel bad for all the times I've put them down.