Awwwwww, the car wash anecdote is too sweet!

It made me smile because it reminds me of participating in a bottle drive to raise money so our school jazz band could go to Montreal for a competition.

We knocked on one old lady's door and she said, "No, alcohol is evil but I have milk bottles."

Er, no thanks, lady! And where in the hell are you getting milk bottles in this day and age?!?!