An attorney.

Him: "Oh, you're from Kentucky. So *that's* where the funky accent comes from."

Me: "I do NOT have an accent!"

Him: "You only have an accent when you're trying to defend yourself by claiming you don't have an accent."


Don't try arguing with attorneys.

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