Main Theme
(The "real" lyrics, "never before released," notes separated with dashes.)
(Come on--sing along--you know you want to.)


Star-Wars-Talk-ing-bout-Star-Wars

the-big-hair-y-guy-and-the-guy-with-the-gun.

They've-got-a-sword that looks like-a-flash-light

the-chick-with-the-ear-muffs-and-the-old-decrepit-man.

and-the-gold-en-dro-o-oid-ta-a-a-alks-too-much

and-the-blue-one-loo-ooks-like-a-trash-can

and-Wedge-was-the-only-fighter-pilot-who-lived-through-all-three-of-the-movies

Star-Wars-Talk-ing-bout-Star-Wars

there's-Darth-Vader-and-that-Admiral-guy

they've-got-a-big-narly-space station-lots-of-stormtroopers-and-really-cool-ships

and-Lu-u-u-uke-blew-ew-ew-it-up

a-and-Han-saved-his-ba-acon

a-and-they-all-got-medals-in-a-nice-ceremony-a-and-Leia-kissed-her-bro-other-on-the-lips

Star-Wars-Talk-ing-bout-Star-Wars

this-song-is-not-liscensed-by-lucas-film-ltd.

And-if-they-ever-found-out-I-can-be-put-in a cell with bubba



THE END

__________________


"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author