Hmmm...there's not much secret about me here...except maybe this...
In my mid-teens I was a Jesus Freak...that's right, long hair, muttonchop sideburns, wearing my big brother's Air Force fatigue jacket with a paperback Living New Testament in my side pocket & a fish emblem necklace, "please-God-don't-make-eye-contact-with-him-he'll-ask-if-you-know-Jesus"...even went as far as volunteering to work in the church sponsored summer day camp for inner-city kids because I thought that was what God was calling me to do...

C'mon, Lil, I told ya I wasn't always this cynical...

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