Play the CD to set the mood, put on some sexy lingerie and greet you by laying underneath the tree when you come home. Use the teddy bear as a pillow when we have sex on the floor.....underneath the XMas tree.

Picture frame, plastic knife, and feather duster

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney