Yes, there's LOTS of food. In fact. I am being told that the sole measure of the quality of the wedding is the food. Thus, I proposed we have the wedding at the City Morgue...but hire the best damn Indian caterer around.

((She didn't go for it))


And as for shoes...How did you know that I had my shoes TAKEN at the last wedding I attended? I guess someone came without and needed some....

Of course, it was worth it....Imagining a tiny Indian woman wearing my size 9 heels!

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