I have to agree with Lixy about 'new and improved.'

But one of my top pet peeves is the.... 'free gift.' Last time I checked, all gifts were free. That is, indeed, the essence of the 'gift.'

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I see your fantasy... you want to make it a reality

Are you in the mood to be subdued

You see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave

Tie me to the bedpost

I like it rough
cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all