lol @ #3.

1) I was on a ski lift and the guy riding up with me asked if I was gay and would I like to experence it.
2) when I was learning French, I had a very nice lady ask me if I wanted to study french with her. She told me she would know I had learned french when I yelled something french out at the peak of passion.
3) In Bolivia - do you want to have sex with me. She wanted my genes.

Three things I would find in your fridge that I would not find in most others?